USAK IN arrived!!

**UmAnOnion** · 17th February 06, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by Al G. Sporrano

Dear KCW...

Thanks. Thanks a lot!!!!! Now I'm in trouble with my wife. Again. As usual.
Just after I decide that I wouldn't be buying any more kilts for awhile, you have to come along and post pics of your new IN kilt. You do realize that I hold you totally responsible for my sleeping in the garden shed until Karen cools down a bit, right?

Much love,
In the doghouse. :rolleyes:

hhh...sleeping in the garden shed in the winter in alberta must be kinda chilly ... you might catch a cold or something

Maybe you need to get a great kilt as well to unfurl and use an a blanket to keep yourself warm while out there.... its only fair since the wife sent you out there anyway...

**Moosehead** · 17th February 06, 05:58 AM

That Ireland's National seems to be a nicer tartan than the Irish National, in my opinion. Very nice.

**MacSimoin** · 17th February 06, 07:06 AM

KCW,

Nice to see you got what you wanted for St. Pat's; now get busy and model that kilt...insert "I'm Too Sexy For My Kilt" here (to sing along, the lyrics):

I'm Too Sexy (For My Kilt)
Original Song By Right Said Fred
Kilted Variation Performed by Hamish, Lyrics By MacSimoin*

I'm too sexy for sgian dubhs too sexy for sgian dubhs
Sgian dubhs wanna cleave me

I'm too sexy for fly plaids too sexy for fly plaids
So sexy I’m mad
And I'm too sexy for my hose too sexy for my hose
Wan' shine my ghillie brogues

And I'm too sexy for your renn fair
Too sexy for your renn fair
No way I'm re-enacting

I'm no model you know who I am
And I post another kilt here at Xmarks
Yeah here at Xmarks here at Xmarks yeah
I post another kilt here at Xmarks

I'm too sexy for my trews too sexy for my trews
Too sexy to use
And I'm too sexy for cravats
Too sexy for cravats what'd ya think about that

I'm no model you know who I am
And I post another kilt here at Xmarks
Yeah here at Xmarks here at Xmarks yeah
I shake my little tush here at Xmarks

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

Cos’ my name is Hamish you know who I am
And I post another kilt here at Xmarks
Yeah here at Xmarks here at Xmarks yeah
I shake my little tush here at Xmarks

I'm too sexy for chain straps too sexy for chain straps
Poor sporran poor sporran flaps
I'm too sexy for your pants too sexy for your pants
Pants gotta to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this board.

*Hamish hasn't really ever performed this...at least not to my knowledge.

**UmAnOnion** · 17th February 06, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by MacSimoin

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*Hamish hasn't really ever performed this...at least not to my knowledge.

Dammit ... I was just getting ready to do a search for the video - as we know Hamish woudl have posted it online somewhere (and looked fabulous doing it!!!)

Question is how many times would he have changed his kilt during the video to give us the full effect of his extensive assortment

**Mr. Kilt** · 17th February 06, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by UmAnOnion

hhh...sleeping in the garden shed in the winter in alberta must be kinda chilly ... you might catch a cold or something

Maybe you need to get a great kilt as well to unfurl and use an a blanket to keep yourself warm while out there.... its only fair since the wife sent you out there anyway...

Considering the temps dropped to -30C last night...yes, it was a bit chilly.

A great kilt, eh? Good idea, but if I keep buying kilts I may no longer have a wife to worry about. I mean really...there's no end to the trouble you guys are willing to get others into here, is there?

**UmAnOnion** · 17th February 06, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by Al G. Sporrano

Considering the temps dropped to -30C last night...yes, it was a bit chilly.

A great kilt, eh? Good idea, but if I keep buying kilts I may no longer have a wife to worry about. I mean really...there's no end to the trouble you guys are willing to get others into here, is there?

Who, me???

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 17th February 06, 08:40 AM

Al, anything I can do to help another kilt wearer. I will be posting pics of the Donegal box pleat from Matt later today. Checked the fedex site earlier and it is on the truck to me as we speak!

Macsimoin, I am soooo glad I was not drinking anything then. I have tears in my eyes! The lyrics are great, and with my imagination I had a whole video running in my head of Hamish performing this!