...you might be a Scotsman/Xmarkser.

[auld argonian]

I'm really digging the threads about the depths of Scottish identity and the Scots-Irish,but....

....may I suggest that we introduce a little levity here and, with apologies to that Jeff Foxworthy guy, begin a thread of "If....you might be a Scotsman." (Or Xmarkser...whichever you think might be appropriate.)

I just got out of bed, made the coffee and fed the menagerie so I'm not the sharpest Sghian Duhb in the box right now but I'll try to begin:

If you're the first one in the room to say, "do you feel a draft in here", then you might be an Xmarkser.

Best

AA

[pdcorlis]

Ok, I'll try...

If you find yourself eyeing ladies purses to see if the shoulder strap would make a good sporan belt... you might be an XMarker.

[UmAnOnion]

Ok, I'll try...

If you find yourself eyeing ladies purses to see if the shoulder strap would make a good sporan belt... you might be an XMarker.

LOL - was scouring the ladies belt racks at a couple of teh discount clothing stores in the city yesterday for that same reason - gonna head to the thrift stores today to see what i can come up with...

My contribution:

if you can locate all the floor level heating vents, and refuse to move away from them - you might be an Xmark-er

:-)

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

If you check out the ladies wearing skirts and are trying to identify the tartan instead of enjoying the view, you might be an Xmarker

If you have more than 5 pairs of wool, knee length socks, you might be an Xmarker..

If you find that you buy shirts in colors to match those 5 plus pairs of socks, you might be an XMarker...

If you do a pleat check when leaving a bathroom or when standing up, you might be an XMarker..

If your spending on kilts and kilt related items is larger than your car payment, you might be an XMarker..

If you spend more than 10 minutes figuring out what to wear together in the morning, you might be an XMarker..

That's all for now, sure I can come up with some more

[mddock58]

If you check the windspeed outside before you decide what to wear!

[toadinakilt]

if you can list off at least 10 different kilt makers, and the websites, materials, construction techniques, and average prices for each, to anybody who says, "Nice kilt, where'd you get it?", you're probably an X-Marker.

[Bob C]

If you check out the ladies wearing skirts and are trying to identify the tartan instead of enjoying the view, you might be an Xmarker

These are all good. This one is the best. Nice, KCW!


BTW - the strap for my black day sporran used to be the removable strap on one of my wife's purses. Nice to see I'm not the only one.

[Shay]

If you can explain the difference between box and knife pleats, you might be...

If you can't sit on your child's elementary school chair without serious worry, you might be...

If you have a drawer/dresser/closet set aside for kilt accouterment, you might be...

If you have more kilts than any other article of clothing, you might be... Hamish!

[Southern Breeze]

If you've ever sold a gun in order to pay for a kilt... you might be an X-Marker.
If you can sew better than your wife... you might be an X-Marker.
If you don't wear underwear and your not a pervert...You might be an X-Marker.
If leather turns you on and your not into S&M... you might be an X-Marker.

[Iolaus]

If you've ever sold a gun in order to pay for a kilt... you might be an X-Marker.

Now there's a conflict of interest ...what if your a redneck XMarker?