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    Another wannapeak

    Recently, 'bout two weeks past, I was at a tavern with a friend. A loose and lovely lass approached me. She asked the classic ? I said, "I'm at liberty to inform."
    She said, "My friend bet me that I wouldn't be able to get you to flash us. A twenty dollar bet we have."
    "Twenty bucks? That's all I'm worth for a lift?" I queried. "Too bad you lose the bet" I followed.
    She said, "OK, Twenty each and I'll split it with you."
    "Do you negotiate compromises?" I asked.
    "What Kind?" She wondered.
    I presented a bargain, "I permit something in public for you and your friend, when you agree to a private show with me."
    She was chagrined, and walked away.
    I smiled really big behind her as she exited the doorway.
    Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?

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    Very nice! Smoothly done Ill bet she was furious!! That would have been a sight to see

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    Ah, turning the tables! Way to go.

    Unfortunately, as most of the women who ask me "that" question all seem to be quite older than me, it's never occurred to me to use the "reverse flash" method

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    Having met you last fall, I can picture in my mind exactly how that whole conversation panned out. Priceless!!

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    Nice is amazing how quick the loose their sense of humor when the roles are reversed
    Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. Benjamin Franklin
    Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Mark Twain

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    Nice one! I'll have to remember that.

    E.

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    Well done sir,

    At least she "asked" instead of just grabbing.

    Ron
    Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    Great one! Way to go!!!



    Brian

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    she wanted a peek a' yur peak???


    oh my....

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    I guess that her interest was... piqued?


    Phil

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