"A fire sale of damaged stock is due to be held on the building's ground floor later this week - on a date yet to be arranged - to get rid of smoke-damaged kilts, whisky,..."
I'll take some of that smoke-damaged whisky, please.
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.