Another Good Scottish Sheep Joke

**MACKAY** · 20th April 07, 06:11 AM

A Scotsman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds- the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Scotsman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen.She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health and soon the young woman was well enough, and he introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.Pretty soon, the Scotsman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

**Dirk Skene** · 20th April 07, 06:33 AM

He really had been there too long.

**TimC** · 20th April 07, 07:16 AM

WRONG...funny....but oh so wrong.

-Tim

**Tattoo Bradley** · 20th April 07, 07:16 AM

Hahahaha.

**gangreenfootball** · 20th April 07, 07:26 AM

Funny thanks for the laugh

**beloitpiper** · 20th April 07, 07:47 AM

HAHAH! As if I need another sheep joke! My friends are going to hate me.

**Richland** · 20th April 07, 08:07 AM

That was as BHAAAAAAD as it gets!

**Skweres** · 20th April 07, 08:37 AM

HAHAH!!! that was awesome!

**MACKAY** · 20th April 07, 08:43 AM

I have friend who likes to send these to me - up till now I thought I had heard them all. This one was pretty funny and that's why I posted it.

Was worth a grin or two!