Escort Needed

**Dixiecat** · 29th July 10, 10:00 AM

Looking for hunky, kilted gentleman to escort me to my daughter's play - tomorrow afternoon.

Just found out my ex-inlaws, my ex and his new gf will be there.....crap.

**Jock Scot** · 29th July 10, 10:12 AM

I would be delighted to oblige, but there are a couple of things, well three actually, that throw a spanner in the works------The Atlantic, time and the wife!

**Dixiecat** · 29th July 10, 10:20 AM

If you leave now......

I'd just be borrowing your presence. I'm sure your wife will understand the trepidation I am currently experiencing.

**JimB** · 29th July 10, 10:28 AM

Well, if you can't find anyone in time, just wear a ring on your finger and coyly refuse to answer any questions.

**Jock Scot** · 29th July 10, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Dixiecat

If you leave now......

I'd just be borrowing your presence. I'm sure your wife will understand the trepidation I am currently experiencing.

We both have the same T shirt as you and it is not pleasent. Best foot forward for the sake of the children and whatever you do KEEP SMILING no matter what!

**Inchessi** · 29th July 10, 11:34 AM

I'd be delighted. Bonus for you, I can more than hold my own in a bar fight, I can be very gruf, and I have studied the Gentleman's code of conduct (subject to desire in adhering to it.) Six foot, blond(ish) 225 lbs stonemason. I am also devoted to a wonderful woman, so there would not be inappropriate behaviors.

Alas, I don't have a passport. Good luck.

**Livingston** · 29th July 10, 12:49 PM

I would also be willing to help out except for a few things. First would be Jock Scot's first and third reasons, funds to travel, previous work commitment tomorrow and meeting with a dear friend of ours that had a heart attack two and a half weeks ago that is having a "meet the artist show". Whew, sounds like I'm going to be very busy tomorrow anyway.

Other than that, I'd be happy to assist.

**Riverkilt** · 29th July 10, 01:08 PM

Well, I be single, kilted, willing, and hunky (at least around the midsection)...woe the distance though....

**Dixiecat** · 29th July 10, 01:15 PM

Come on Ron. When was the last time you were in Nova Scotia?

Dinner at the Chicken Burger for the 'lucky' man!
http://chickenburger.com/main.php

**Riverkilt** · 29th July 10, 02:30 PM

Ain't ever been to Nova Scotia yet - it is on my bucket list.

My aunt visited in the 60s

My father visited in the 40s en route to England and the RAF

My grandfather visited about a hundred years ago...

Any way you could move it a bit closer??