Games With Song Names

[Riverkilt]

Guessing most of us played name games with song names when we were kids. I remember adding "under the sheets" to the end of song names...

Rock Around the Clock - under the sheets

Love Me Tender - under the sheets

A bit risque' but also fun and sometimes funny.

So, what if we changed the tag line to "under the kilt" or "in a kilt"?

Looking at Billboard's top three songs this week we'd have

Mariah Carey's Touch My Body - under the kilt

Leona Lewis' Bleeding Love - under the kilt

Madonna's 4 Minutes - in a kilt.

Hmmm does seem a tad risque' still...perhaps better "in a kilt"

Intent is fun...not sure that's gonna come through, or if it does -endure...

Guess we'll see.

[Coemgen]

Some Gilbert and Sullivan:

With Cat-like Tread - under a kilt
As Some Day It May Happen That A Victim Must Be Found - under a kilt
A British Tar Is A Soaring Soul - in a kilt

[Bugbear]

I don't know, RiverKilt... This one makes me nervous...

[sorcererdale]

Yeah, someone might think of the song, "My Dingaling." Ok, I am not going to finish it.

DALE.

[kallen]

"Beth...under a kilt" - KISS

"Cat Scratch Fever...under a kilt" - Uncle Ted

"Nine Tonight...under a kilt" - Bob Segar & the Silver BBs

"Animal...under a kilt" - Def Leppard
(for those old school metal heads, yes I was tempted to go the W.A.S.P. route with this one, but changed my mind)

"Love Bites...under a kilt" - Judas Priest (takes on 2 meanings if you know Rob Halford)

"Scared...under a kilt" - Dangerous Toys

"Ride the Lightning...under a kilt" - Metallica

"Tube Snake Boogie...under a kilt" - ZZ Top

[Arizona Scot]

How about cowboys like us- in kilts George Straight

[MacMoose]

Lay Lady Lay - under a kilt
I hear You Knocking - under a kilt
Knocking At Your Back D..er....maybe not
Perfect Strangers - under a kilt
Free Ride - under a kilt

[kallen]

with time to think, I give you a taste...

"Tie A Yellow Ribbon...under a kilt" - Tony Orlando & Dawn

"Only Women Bleed...under a kilt" - Alice Cooper

""Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills...under a kilt" - Pantera

"Big Balls...under a kilt" - AC/DC (before anybody else gats that one)

"Am I Evil...under a kilt" - DiamondHead or Metallica, take your pick

and

"Smells Like Teen Spirit...under a kilt" - Nirvana


oh...I have more!!!

[Coemgen]

[Bugbear]

Alright, alright! I thought this thread was going to be squelched.

"For What It's Worth-Under a Kilt" Buffalo Springfield. Everything else I can come up with sounds very wrong... especially the jazz music...