Ladies and Gentlemen,

Given the jolly time the Rabble is enjoying with song titles and movie titles and haggis AND the fact of there being so many musicians and music afficianados here, this mind fancied it might be amusing to give, "The Haggis Song Title Thread" a go.

To lift the metaphorical curtain and light up the stage for our opening number...

"I Want To Hold Your Haggis"
(Hand).