Man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing a kilt made from Saran Wrap. Psychiatrist looks at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month. "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
Badumpbump-CHING!
At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.
I like it! I'm going to have to use that sometime when I'm out with the guys next time.
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Nice one Ron.
Ha ha that's great!!
Christopher Grinder Scottish - Polk/Pollock, Henderson, Malcolm, Forrest/Forrester, MacGregor, Montgomery, MacAlister/McAllister and MacKenzie Welsh - Edwards, Davis
int: :blue_ban: The last smiley is just because. Brett
Buhaahaaahaa! What a shame it don't work in Finnish :P
roflmao
Knowlege is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad Originally Posted by Dreadbelly If people don't like it they can go sit on a thistle.
Great one - I'll be happilly plagiarizing.
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.) Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth. 7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
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