"How to" instructions...
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First... uh... find a baby:
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques:
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process:
4. The 'paw slide':
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up:
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality
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