Ok, random thoughts this morning as I was driving 2 hours to a team building event for a Christian retreat I am going to serve on. This event was from 9:00 - 3:00, and we were supposed to bring lunch. As I left a bit later than expected, I grabbed some snacks and a banana as I walked out of the house. Anyway, as I am driving along, I started thinking about how the day was going to go, and how when I walked in with no visible lunch, somebody was bound to ask me where my lunch was, and it struck me as funny that I could say "I have a banana in my sporran!" Oh, and I was the only one kilted. Just sounds like one of those lines that should be a double entendre, or possibly crude, but isn't!
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
That's funny. What you might need is a full-mask, gorilla-monkey sporran to carry your banana stash.
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose… Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
An i thought you were just happy to see me.... (It's not a raccoon sporran is it??.. talk about acts against nature...)
Some things, although funny, are best left unsaid.
"The fun of a kilt is to walk, not to sit"
Funny line, but probably the wrong crowd for it!
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