I opened a can of whoopass...

[toadinakilt]

...and now I'm wondering about recipes. What does one do with whoopass? Like, boil it with onions? Add spaghetti noodles and tomato sauce? Is whoopass any good with sushi? And now that I've opened the can, do I need to use it all at once, or can I save some? Does it go bad quickly? And where the heck do I buy more? Who stocks canned whoopass?

[Yaish]

The most common recipe is to mix with beer-battered *******, but you can try it with some jerked loudmouth too.

[Jerry]

Actually, I seem to recall seeing canned whoopass at a Spenser' s gift shop.

[KiltedKnight]

I generally wait until some jerk opens the can of whoopass. Then the contents of the can, like revenge, is best served hot and promptly.

Chris.

[Rob Wright]

It's what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast every day.

Rob

[davedove]

It's interesting that Whoopass seems to be one of the few things that are better canned.

[KiltedBishop]

I personally keep cans of various sizes availible. Indiviudal sized cans, multi-pack cans, family sized, and of course ultra-mega-low-mart-club sized. this way you are ready for any occasion that might arise.
I think of it like keeping champagne on ice...just in case.

[arrogcow]

It's interesting that Whoopass seems to be one of the few things that are better canned.

Now, see, I prefer fresh made-from-scratch Whoopass. I only use the canned when I'm in a hurry or really don't care that much.

Adam

[Riverkilt]

I use it as a meat tenderizer.

Ron

[Josh_E]

Actually there is an energy drink called woop ***.