Interesting thread to end all interesting threads

[ccga3359]

Another interesting thread was locked. I guess the only other interesting thing to discuss is, well... Me.

[Rex_Tremende]

I saw somewhere your kiltcheck count is already up to one? When did I miss this?

[ccga3359]

I saw somewhere your kiltcheck count is already up to one? When did I miss this?

Some bitch in Stratford - Robert (Canuck) Pel's dog! I was having a kilt made and for some reason Robert charged me extra after that.

[Panache]

Don't worry Rex, the dog received immediate medical care from a trained veterinarian. According to the latest reports the dog is recovering from the shock and with therapy is expected to make a full recovery.

Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

[dfmacliam]

Poor dog... never knew what hit her... one minute checking out a faint odor of rubber chicken, next... well... I hope Dr Phil can be available....LOL

[Standard]

I'll bet it will be a long time before that dog goes sniffing any unusual odors.

[george7]

In honor of the great one, whose thread is more wholesome than a box of Wheaties (no, not the one with steroid or pot smoking athletes one it, the plain old box)... Chicken jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability.

VOLTAIRE: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

[ghostlight]

CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

"You have not seen the chicken cross the road until you have seen it in the original Klingon!"

[Dan R Porter]

I thought it crossed the road because it was on grants waist.

And how dare you bring COL sanders into a thread after we just had a animal welfare thread closed!

::Stirring the pot::

[Squeaky McMurdo]

In honor of the great one, whose thread is more wholesome than a box of Wheaties (no, not the one with steroid or pot smoking athletes one it, the plain old box)... Chicken jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability.

VOLTAIRE: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

MOSES: And the Lord said unto the chicken: Go cross the road. And behold the chicken did cross the road not knowing the reason whither for it should cross the road, but the chicken being of great faith did obey.

Tehehe

--Chelsea McMurdo--
who just made that one up because she can't find the original one...