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15th June 07, 12:53 PM
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 A joke from our English friends
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman were captured while fighting in Iraq.
The leader of their captors said: "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."
The Scotsman says: "I'd like to hear Flower of Scotland just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played on bagpipes in the style of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards."
The Irishman says: "I'd like to hear Danny Boy just one more time to remind me of the Emerald Isle, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune."
The Welshman says: "I'd like to hear Men Of Harlech just one more time to remind me of the Land of my Fathers, sung as if by the Aberavon Male Voice Choir."
The Englishman said: "I'd like to be shot first..."
Sapienter si sincere Clan Davidson (USA)
Bydand Do well and let them say...GORDON! My Blog
" I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do as long as it's not a blend of course. Single malt Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps maybe a Glen... any Glen." -Swingers
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15th June 07, 01:11 PM
#2
Regional Director for Scotland for Clan Cunningham International, and a Scottish Armiger.
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15th June 07, 01:18 PM
#3
cute 
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15th June 07, 01:21 PM
#4
That made me smile!
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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15th June 07, 01:36 PM
#5
 Ok so that gave me a chuckle.
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15th June 07, 02:43 PM
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15th June 07, 04:33 PM
#7
Very good!
Sounds like the Englishman subscribes to the adage that a gentleman is one who knows how to play the pipes but doesn't
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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15th June 07, 06:13 PM
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The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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18th June 07, 06:25 AM
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 Originally Posted by McClef
Very good!
Sounds like the Englishman subscribes to the adage that a gentleman is one who knows how to play the pipes but doesn't
I'll have to remember that one. That's pretty funny
Sapienter si sincere Clan Davidson (USA)
Bydand Do well and let them say...GORDON! My Blog
" I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do as long as it's not a blend of course. Single malt Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps maybe a Glen... any Glen." -Swingers
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18th June 07, 07:55 AM
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Great jokes,you've made me think of a joke Billy Connoly told on an American TV interview. It was the joke that his father told every year at Christmas.
Two Englishmen, two Irishmen, two Scotsmen and two Welshmen were shipwrecked on a desert island. After they had been there for a year, the two Irishmen were still fighting on the beach. The two Welshmen had formed a choir. The two Scotsmen had built a still, and the two Englishmen were still waiting to be formally introduced. 
Peter
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