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    Talking The Judgement

    The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.
    But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of twenty euros. "Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "I'm afraid I can"t promise that,sir." said the released man. "And why Not?" "Because I'm the barman at your regular pub."
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    thanks for the laugh!

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    Long day in court, am exhausted. I will smile looking at the judge tomorrow thinking of that one.

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    I always look forward to this stuff.
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    Any jokes about the Go..........better not!

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