The Juggler
A Michigan State Trooper pulled a car over for speeding just north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft Wayne to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 of them out and lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling them a car pulled in behind the patrol car. An old guy who's obviously drunk gets out, watches the performance, then goes over to the patrol car, opens the back door and gets in. The trooper, watching him,goes over to the patrol car, opens the door, and asks the drunk what he thinks he is doing. The drunk replied, "Officer you might just as well take me to jail there ain't no way I can pass that sobriety test!
Remember I just pass them along!!!!!!!
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