I thought of a way to raise the money. You could sell playslips for the mega-millions lottery which are guranteed to have all of the winning numbers on them, say for $10.00 each. It wouldn't be a lie, every playslip has all of the winning numbers, you just have to pick out the right ones.
"A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.