A Little Southern Humor
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of
Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich,
begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a long lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again,
The hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
