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  1. 20th April 08, 05:17 PM #1
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    off kilter humour

    "So why the kilt?" She asks.

    "Because it's the only other time I get to say 'It was Miss Scarlett with the candlestick in the ballroom!' " I respond.

    She just looks at me as she doesn't have a Clue®.
  2. 20th April 08, 05:27 PM #2
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    Ya, everybody knows it was that Mustard guy with the lead pipe. Grumble grumble grumble...
    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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    BEST


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    EVER!

    Seriously, I have ruined a VHS copy and my DVD now starts to freeze up in parts, I have watched it that many times!
  4. 21st April 08, 05:20 AM #4
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    Hehehehehehehe.
  5. 21st April 08, 05:36 AM #5
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    The words candlestick, ballroom, and kilt all being said in the same breath tends to make me nervous...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coemgen View Post
    What he said?!?!
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    Very funny all.
    His Grace Lord Stuart in the Middle of Fishkill St Wednesday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coemgen View Post
    You don't have a Clue?
    A kilted Celt on the border.
    Kentoc'h mervel eget bezañ saotret
    Omne bellum sumi facile, ceterum ægerrume desinere.

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    Tha's a good one. . . never heard it put quite like that before.

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