Just came across this rather amusing anecdote: A man who wears his kilt above his knees is called a wee-lad. A man who wears his kilt at his knee is called a man. A man who wears his kilt below his knees is called a ******* liar. Anyone ever hear this one before?
haven't seen it, but I like it
The version I've seen: A man who wears his kilt to the knee is a gentleman; A man who wears his kilt above the knee is a tease; A man who wears his kilt below the knee is a braggart and a liar.
I love'em!!!
[B]Paul Murray[/B] Kilted in Detroit! Now that's tough.... LOL
sounds about right to me...although I am sure there are many variations to that last line...
A mon who wears his kilt ablow the knee... needs tae pull his kilt oop wear it belongs....
Somebody should let the UK sales reps know this! They seem to always encourage wearing longer kilts.
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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