Poke-a-Curmudgeon

[Big Mikey]

The following has been posted before but as it is a seasonal creation, it must be posted again as it is the season. I hope you enjoy it.

Stevie Baby
to the tune of “Santa Baby”
with apologies to Eartha Kitt




Stevie baby, slip a hand sewn under the tree,
For me.
Been an awful good boy,
Stevie baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Stevie baby, a regimental sgian dhu
and sheath too,
I'll wait up for you dear,
Stevie baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the girls that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list.

Stevie baby, I want a PC,
One sized just for me,
Been an angel all year,
Stevie baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Stevie baby, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a woolen mill,
Stevie honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Stevie cutie, and fill my sporran with whisky and hose,
A Tudor rose,
And garter ties,
Stevie cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.


Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With a balmoral and glengarry,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me.

Stevie baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
Some bling,
For on my kilt apron,
Stevie baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

Lyrics by Mike Cawthra
Inspired by Steve Ashton and Robert Pel

[Steve Ashton]

Oh, you're gonna get it for that.

[Blarney Stone Kisser]

Oh, you're gonna get it for that.

"Stevie Baby"?? Was that your call sign while flying for the USMC? Just kidding. As you know I have the highest respect for you guys.

Larry

[Nighthawk]

Oh, you're gonna get it for that.

[Spartan Tartan]

This is great!!