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    Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day

    We have had Talk like a pirate day. Now this

    Guys, it's time for

    Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day

    You must spend the entire day in costume and character. The only rule is that you cannot actually tell anyone that you are a time traveler. Other than that, anything's game.

    There are three possible options:

    1) Utopian/cliché Future - "If the Future did a documentary of the last fifty years, this is how badly the reenactors would dress." Think Star Trek: TNG or the Time Travelers from Hob. Ever see how the society in Futurama sees the 20th century? Run with it. Your job is to dress with moderately anachronistic clothing and speak in slang from varying decades. Here are some good starters:

    - Greet people by referring to things that don't yet exist or haven't existed for a long time. Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?" "What spectrum will today's broadcast be in?" and "Your king must be a kindly soul!"

    - Show extreme ignorance in operating regular technology. Pay phones should be a complete mystery (try placing the receiver in odd places). Chuckle knowingly at cell phones.

    2) Dystopian Future - This one offers a little more flexibility. It can be any kind of future from Terminator to Freejack. The important thing to remember is dress like a crazy person with armor. Black spray painted football pads, high tech visors, torn up trenchcoats and maybe even some dirt here or there. Remember, dystopian future travelers are very startled that they've gone back in time. Some starters:

    - If you go the "prisoner who's escaped the future" try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you've never seen it before.

    - Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.

    - Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"

    - Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished.

    - Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say "In thirty years dial this number. You'll know what to do after that." Then slip away.

    2) The Past - This one is more for beginners. Basically dress in period clothing (preferably Victorian era) and stagger around amazed at everything. Since the culture's set in place already, you have more of a template to work off of. Some pointers:

    - Airplanes are terrifying. Also, carry on conversations with televisions for a while.

    - Discover and become obsessed with one trivial aspect of technology, like automatic grocery doors. Stay there for hours playing with it.

    - Be generally terrified of people who are dressed immodestly compared to your era. Tattoos and shorts on women are especially scary.



    And that's it. Remember, the only real rule is staying in character and try to fit in. Never directly admit you're a time traveler, and make really, really bad attempts at keeping a low profile. Naturally, the dystopian future has a little more leeway. And for the record, I've already tried out all of these in real life, in costume. It is so much fun you want to pee yourself.

    I've set the tentative date for December 8th. Who's in?

    (also the Facebook group is here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=4776183583)
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH man that sounds like fun!

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    I totally have to do this!

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    A whole day of it seems a bit much. It does seem like an ideal setup for some improvised kamikaze street theatre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erisianmonkey View Post
    A whole day of it seems a bit much. It does seem like an ideal setup for some improvised kamikaze street theatre.
    Hmm… that does sound better than a whole day, actually.

    And it provides more opportunities for mischief!

    Let's see. I need some trench coats, several smoke bombs, some strobe lights, a few exotic looking "gadgets," and a good lawyer.

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    Sss funny - option three seems really familiar. Not to that extent maybe - but - hmm.

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    - Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.
    This.

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    Excelent, with multiple people running around pretending to be time travelers, it will make my mission so much easier.

    Oops, I shouldn't have told you that. Now I'm going to have to go back and keep myself from making this post.
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

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    Oh Man.....

    Quote Originally Posted by davedove View Post
    Excelent, with multiple people running around pretending to be time travelers, it will make my mission so much easier.

    Oops, I shouldn't have told you that. Now I'm going to have to go back and keep myself from making this post.
    Dave,

    Please re-read page 119, section 2 of your time traveler's manual. I don't wish to have to point that out again...

    "Ray" (real name obscured per TT regs)
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    LOL, that does sound like it was fun.
    I mean, would be fun. Yeah, that's what I meant......
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