Product Warnings!

[James]

I've just had to buy a new cooker, and it came with a warning that it might get hot when in use!

If the same people were putting warnings on kilts-I'd prefer not to think what they might suggest.

James

[cavscout]

May encounter nudity beyond this point (have camera ready.)

[davedove]

My favorite warning is on a can of mixed nuts that states "Warning - may contain nuts.":rolleyes: I can hear the lawyer now, "Your honor, my client was clearly not informed by the makers of this product that his nuts would contain nuts."

On a kilt: "The makers of this garment bear no responsiblity for extra attention from women caused by the wearing of this garment."8-)

[AckZel]

"Objects Under The Kilt Are Bigger Than They Appear'' :mrgreen:

[Southern Breeze]

Warning, may cause women to lay down in front of you. :grin:

[GlassMan]

Actually I rather like the idea of borrowing a product warning in it's entirety:

"Warning, product contains nuts!"

[Nick]

Think matresses: "Warning! Do not remove kilt unless owner."

[Jerry]

"Warning, may cause unexpected reaction from some young ladies"

[Big Dave]

Warning. May cause the wearer to become happy, charming and a sex symbol.

[Southern Breeze]

Speaking of product warnings, here's the motherlode. :grin:
http://www.dumb.com/productwarnings.htm