Redhead jokes

[Red Lioness]

I know there's a few carrottops here, so I'd thought I'd post these.

What's the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

How do you get a Redhead to argue with you?
Say something.

[Robin]

[cessna152towser]

Just as well these were posted by the Red Lioness and not by one of us !

[Panache]

Can't wait to share these with the Flame-Haired Celtic Amazon Goddess!

Happy Yule

[McMurdo]

My sister is a redhead, I'm kind of scared to share these with her. Thanks for the laugh.

[Bob C]

Having a real weakness for redheads, and having dated several of them and married one, I can vouch for the truthfulness in all of those jokes.

That's why my current wife is a nice, sensible brunette. ;)

[Tattoo Bradley]

HAHAHA. Truer words may have never been spoken.

[Deil the Yin]

I think my girlfriend must have been a red head in a previous life... Och!

[kiltman with a sword]

thats pretty good! my girlfriend is a bueatiful redhaired vixen, and i can honestly say that sometimes it seems she could skin me alive just with her nails. usually though i can beat her at wrestling!;-) im really glad God blessed me with her, even if she is on the ornery side sometimes!

[Tartan Texan Trenton]

Lioness -

Thanks for the laughs! And the chance to share these with a friend of mine - sure hope she has a decent sense of humor...

Ummm - if you don't hear from me for a week notify my next of kin...