So true, eh Canadians?

[ccga3359]

Forget Rednecks,
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .


If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .


If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .


If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .


If you carry jumpers in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .


If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .


If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .


If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in Canada .


If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .


If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .

[ghostlight]

Grant, my parents live in northern Montana -- and every one of those jokes is true if you replace "Canada" with "Montana". Is Canada leaking over the border?

[Squeaky McMurdo]

Apparently so. The only one that didn't apply to me was that I don't know how to jump a car and instead of a snow blower we use a Backo I was born in Montana but now I live in Wyoming....the snow is somehow worse here. lol

--Chelsea McMurdo--

[JolyStNicholas]

As Larry the Cable Guy say's" Now that's funny,I don't care who ya are!"

[Ruanaidh]

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

Grant, you know that "South of Detroit" is Windsor, Ontario. lol

[ccga3359]

Grant, you know that "South of Detroit" is Windsor, Ontario. lol

And the same latitude as Northern California, ahh, the sunny climes.

[beloitpiper]

Sounds a lot like Wisconsin...

[BruceBC]

If Tommy Douglas was voted the most important person in your country's whole history.. then you know you are Canadian! Could not help but respond to the two hour wait comment

[Bigkahuna]

"Back-hoe"

[Howard Clark]

Not so much different from the cornpatch, either.