Stop me if you've heard this one....

[Streetcar]

A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the druggist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up.

"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

"Six pence," says the pharmacist.

"How much for a new one?"

"Ten pence."

The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy. A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout. The Scot walks into the pharmacy again, and back to the pharmacist.

"The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says. "We'll have a new one."

[Robin]

[KumaSan]

Thanks for that.

[GlassMan]

That is funny!

[Rob Wright]

O_O

Goodness, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!

That's funny

[yoippari]

Heared it. Still laughed.

[ByDand]

Sometimes, just when you need it a friend comes along with a story that gets you out of a slump. Thanks for doing that. It's great and at the perfect time. :grin: