Too good not to share...

[auld argonian]

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/myfox/pa...Y&pageId=3.2.1

For some things in life, there are no words...


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AA

[Southern Breeze]

Genius at work obviously. I notice it didn't mention the fate of the squirrels.

[mbhandy]

They were smoke inhalationed

MrBill

[O'Callaghan]

I know a guy who accidentally burnt down his own house. He had inflammable chemicals on the back porch that were part of his experiments. Like me he is a patent agent, but unlike me he is also an inventor himself. Anyone in this business will tell you that all inventors are nuts. He was fully covered by insurance, but his wife left him to run off with the builder who re-built the house. You couldn't make that up.

[Ivy]

One word. Wow.

[george7]

Hopefully he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express while they rebuilt his house.

[arrg-isle]

It gets even better for me; Tierney happens to be the surname of my kiltmaker, who's also a piper. I'll have to paste it over & email it to her, so I can razz her about checking for wild fur in the attic!
Ah well, like the therapist said to the nudist: "I can clearly see you're nuts!"

[emolas]

Wow, What are the odds of burning your house down with a leaf blower and cayenne pepper? The likelyhood of that happening never would have crossed my mind. Then again, it never would have crossed my mind to blow cayenne into my attic as squirrel repellant either.

It seems like it would be safer than the guy who burned down his house using a lighter and hairspray to clear cobwebs.

[Glen C]

Broadview! 'nuff said.

[heartofglass]

Maybe the guy was nominated for the Darwin Award?