A Wee Story

**Big Mikey** · 12th March 07, 11:39 AM

Paddy and Mike were on the lake fishing one fine spring morn. As they floated along Mike spies a whisky bottle in the water. He pulls it out and peers into the bottle. There's something in there but he can't see what. On pulling the cork, there's a puff of green smoke and a wee leprechaun appears on the bow of the boat. "I'll be tankin' ya fur freein' me from that bottle." says he. "I bin stuck in there fur a hunert and fifty years! Now bein' as I'm such a wee fella I can only be grantin' ya one wish. What'll it be?" Before Mike can say a word, Paddy pipes up and says "I'm wishin' you'd be turnin' all this lake water into beer!" "Done!" says the leprechaun and he vanishes. Paddy turns to Mike and asks "Well, what do ya think?" Mike replies "I think yur a daft fool! Now we have to pee in the boat!!"

A Happy St. Pats to all and on the 17th, if you spy a stranger in your backyard, don't be afeard, it's only Paddy O'Furniture! SLAINTE!

**Big Dave** · 12th March 07, 12:26 PM

Funny stuff

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**beloitpiper** · 12th March 07, 12:40 PM

I like it! Here's one of my favorites:

Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ye."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"Sure and I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinnesss Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda......no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."