What I particularly like about Xmarks this week

[ronstew]

There has been no mention at all of philandering golfers in this forum.

Let's keep it that way!

[MacKay71]

Yes! Please!

[ThistleDown]

golfers ? yes, keep it so clean and green and

[londonpiper]

Correction, there hadn't......... until this post!

[ForresterModern]

What is the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?








Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.






Sorry, couldn't help myself, but at least it is clean and not about philandering.

[auld argonian]

Pill handling gophers?

Let's have an intervention and get 'em into rehab!

Best

AA

[Tobus]

I was glad of it too... until this thread brought it up!

But since you brought it up, and the proverbial door has been opened, these gave me a chuckle:

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Technically, Elin is a Swede. But it still works.)

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly. But put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

I heard Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat him.

[auld argonian]

And don't forget, folks, Tobus will be here all week...stick around for the next show and don't forget to tip the waitress...she owes me money.

Best

AA

[Pleater]

You know - I haven't the foggiest notion what this is all about - though it has to concern Tiger Woods, that golfer fellow.

Just goes to show what a week languishing under a blanket feeling poorlie can achieve.

No No - don't try to explain - in my weakened state I might not survive.

Sometimes one can feel it is better not to know.

Anne the Pleater :ootd:

[Bigkahuna]

Which Golfer are you talking about? You have alot to pick from with that description.