Why you shouldn't juggle produce

[Cynthia]

I just have to give my hubby a hard time. Saturday, he had one of his co-worker friends over for dinner and drinks. I leave the room for a few minutes and check out the trouble he gets himself into. He grabs tomatoes (I think 5 of them?) and starts juggling them (not bad for someone that tipsy). What the video doesn't show is the tomato innards splattered all over the place. He had squeezed a tomato he threw away and it splattered ALL over the carpet around the trashcan. I'll probably be finding splattered tomato seeds on cabinets and walls a month from now. Naughty boy!!

I just love the look on his face when he stops and realizes I've just walked in. "We do have the mop, right?". Oh boy.... (sorry for the choppy video... it was from a cellphone)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBDrmSmuwk

All I can say is, I'm so glad he wasn't wearing the kilt when he did this. I'd have been more upset about him getting tomato stuff on that than the carpet. I will have to try to get video of him juggling in the kilt sometime (we took photos of him juggling snowballs this past winter). No under the leg tricks while wearing the kilt, though. I've already warned him about that one

(and because I know someone will probably ask, that's the Pogues' Young Ned of the Hill playing in the background)

[Howard Clark]

I'm not sure my wife would be as good humoured as you are about this