Another Initiate to the Ancient Order

**davedove** · 19th November 09, 05:57 AM

The man slowly walked down the torch-lit cavern, his many tattoos peeking out from beneath the dark woolen robe he wore. He could hear the steady drip of water somewhere deeper in the cavern. He pulled at the robe to relieve the irritation it caused him.

His journey to find this secret chamber had been long and difficult. Many days had been spent just finding its location and opening the entrance had taken many more.

What strange things would he encounter in this most secret of chambers? What exotic rituals would be performed away from the notice of man?
And what could he do to keep this robe from itching so much?????

As he reached the end of the passage, he saw it opened into a large, well-lit cavern. A group of twelve kilt-wearing men were sitting around a large table, obviously having a good time.

One of the men saw him enter and called out to him. "Bradley, we thought you would never make it. Pull up a chair and have a drink with us. And for goodness sake, take off that silly robe!

Congratulations to Tattoo Bradley for his ascension to the Ancient Order of the Kilt!!!

**Big Mikey** · 19th November 09, 06:07 AM

Well done and well deserved! Congratulations!

**Panache** · 19th November 09, 08:22 AM

Though do any of you have any idea how obscenely young this guy is to claim this title?

I'd smack him with my cane if that whippersnapper would only come closer to my rocking chair on the porch!

Congratulations Bradley!!

Whatever your title your contributions here are greatly valued and we are the better for knowing you.

Cheers

Jamie :ootd: