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    Well, maybe a different kind of bar

    I know, I know, I know... jokes go into "Craig's Corner" - but that's for "KILT-RELATED" humour, and this is a bar joke in the pub.

    (Lord forgive me!)

    Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair.


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    Lol Thanks for sharing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plaidpleats View Post
    Lol Thanks for sharing.
    Ditto! I needed a smile this morning.

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    It appears " thy rod " did not comfort them .
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    3 strikes and they are all out!
    If you are going to do it, do it in a kilt!

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    I have never seen this represented in a picture before. I have heard and used it as:

    A man walks into a bar and said ouch.

    Nice pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFS1970 View Post
    I have never seen this represented in a picture before. I have heard and used it as:

    A man walks into a bar and said ouch.

    Nice pic.
    One of my favorite, and curiously, also one of my wife's LEAST Favorite jokes........

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    Had one onboard ship:
    Two drunk Sailors walk into a bar... The Chief behind them ducked.
    I've found that most relationships work best when no one wears pants.

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    That's really funny. Lol

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    a dyslectic man walks into a bra....
    Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber

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