So a priest gets pulled over for speeding. Officers asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?", he answers "Yes, I was doing 50 in a 35 zone". The officer notices alcohol on his breath and an empty bottle next to him. He asks "Have you been drinking?" Priest replies "No that's just water." "Then why is there an empty bottle next to you?" Then priest says. "Good lord, he's done it again!"
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