An Englishman in Scotland

[bdkilted]

A little humor to brighten your day.

An Englishman was taking a holiday in Scotland and when he knelt down to take a drink from the burn, the park docent said, "I nae do that, its all buggity."
The Englishman said, "I am an Englishman and in Great Britian we speak the Queen's english, so if you want to address me you should do so in proper english!"
The Scotsman replied, "Aah well, I said use two hands, you'll get more."

[Stu]

Hahahaha! Even Scottish slang can be used to make the lives of the English a living hell.

[ohiopiper]

One of several jokes that has made the rounds, yet remains funny.

There are a few jokes and tall tales that get a laugh from me whether i've heard them five years or five minutes ago. This is one of them.

[macshorty]

Ah...the classics.