Five pearls of Scottish wisdom to remember:

[Drac]

1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

[Jock Scot]

---------and oh so true!

[azwildcat96]

Nice!

[Bill aka Mole]

I was sort of thinking about one that wasn't mentioned:

If violence is not your last resort, maybe you aren't resorting to it often enough.

[Whidbey78]

All very true...especially #3.

[macshorty]

Very true!

[Spartan Tartan]

Great way to start the day with a laugh.