Five Scots Surgeons.

[Jock Scot]

Five Scottish surgeons in a pub.

The first, an Edinburgh surgeon says:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered."

The second, a surgeon from Stirling says:
"You should try electricians! Everything is colour coded."

The third surgeon, from Dingwall chips in:
" I prefer construction workers to work on, as they always understand when you have a few parts left over."

The forth surgeon, operating from Thurso adds.
"No no, librarians are the very best to work on at my table, as everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fifth surgeon, from the Glasgow Health Authority stunned his collegues when he observed:
"You are all wrong, politicians are without doubt the easiest to work on. There's no guts, no heart, no brain, no b*lls, no spine and the head and the a**se are interchangeable.

[CameronCat]

...and the congregation says "Amen."

[MacCathmhaoil]

Hysterically funny, sadly true in a number of cases about the politician however......

[cck]

As a surgeon, I would add to the fifth category, "And you can't shut them up."

[creagdhubh]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Well done, Jock!

[tulloch]

That is really great. Thank you.

[alsrx]

This truly applies to American surgeons also.

[mookien]

My laugh for the day. Thanks!

[MNlad]

As a class, politicians may find this joke offensive. Then again, very few of them have any class.

[sydnie7]

As a class, politicians may find this joke offensive. Then again, very few of them have any class.

Mark Twain called them the only true criminal class -- does that count?