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    The Friendly Pint

    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot are all sharing a friendly pint together in the local pub. Coincidentally three flies which had been buzzing round their table dropped one into each glass, plip, plop, plunk. Like that.

    "Blimey", cries the Englishman and waves for the barman's attention. "Excuse me good man, but there appears to be a fly in my ale. Could I get another"?

    "Faith and begora", is heard from the Irishman as he gingerly scoops the insect from his glass with a spoon and continues drinking.

    Both then look to the Scot who can be seen holding the offender over his own glass and screaming, "Spet et oot ye wee basturd. SPET ET OOOOT"!

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    Nice one!
    I have always tempered my killing with respect for the game pursued. I see the animal not only as a target but as a living creature with more freedom than I will ever have. I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature's ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. - Fred Bear

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    Love that one and it can be altered to fit the situation. Used it to great effect once by substituting the names of three friends :o)

    Another one that is flexible, I first heard as "what's the difference between the Air Force and the Boy Scouts?"

    ...the Boy Scouts have adult leadership!

    Substitute your favorite or not-so-favorite institution for "Air Force" and there ya go. Now, first one who posts "what's the difference between XMarks and the Boy Scouts. . ." will have to go sit in the corner!
    Proudly Duncan [maternal], MacDonald and MacDaniel [paternal].

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    This is a classic, and it never gets old!

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    I read this one the other day and laughed. Came back to it again today...still laughing!

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    Thats great!
    Haxtonhouse
    The Fish WhispererŽ
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    That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

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