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    Frog Bait

    A man was fishing a stream and discovered he had no more bait. The fish were biting so he looked around for something, anything, he could put on his hook. He spied a snake but decided it was too big for his hook. About to give up, he saw that the snake had a small frog in its mouth. He quickly grasped the snake behind its head and removed the frog.

    "I'm sorry, little one, but I'll give you a taste from my whiskey flask in trade."

    He poured a small amount of whiskey into the snake's mouth then put it gently back on the ground. He baited his hook with the frog and began to have some success again.

    Not thirty minutes later, the man felt a small thumping on his boot. He looked down and there was the snake with three more frogs.
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    Excellent!

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    Marvellous!
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    Very good joke
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    ' Just heard a related joke today: After several hours with no success, a fly fisherman finally caught a small trout -- too little to keep, so he poured whisky on it and threw it back. The freed fish met several others in the stream and told them to stay away from the upstream area and to avoid any suspicious looking food because it would be the fly fisherman's bait. The other fish looked at each other and said, "Don't listen to him, he's drunk." The fly fisherman went home with a full limit of trout!!!

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    Nice one.
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