A Good Scottish Laugh.

**scottmphoto** · 10th September 14, 01:38 AM

I don't know if any of you have seen this one but I just saw it in a back issue of the Clan MacLeod USA Newsletter and I got a good laugh out of it.

A Good Scottish Laugh
Anonymous submission!
An Arab Sheik was admitted to the hospital for heart
surgery, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store
his type of blood in case the need for a transfusion arose. As
the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found
locally, so a broad call went out. Eventually a Scotsman was
located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly
donated his blood for the Sheik.
After the surgery, the Sheik sent the Scotsman a new
BMW, diamonds, and $50,000 in appreciation for giving his
blood.
A few days later, the Sheik needed a second corrective
surgery. The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was
more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Sheik sent the Scotsman a
thank-you card and a box of Laura Secord chocolates. The
Scotsman was surprised that he did not acknowledge the
blood donation as generously as before. He phoned the
Sheik and asked him, "I thought you would be generous
again, that you would give me another car or diamonds or
money... but all you gave me was a thank-you card and a box
of chocolates. Why?"
To this the Sheik replied, "Aye laddie, ya see I now
have Scottish blood in ma veins!"