Bobby and Bruce were walking home on Halloween night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery on a dare. "Let's do it, Bobby! We might see a ghost."

As they made their way past the gravestones, they took turns trying to scare the other one. Eventually, they both were laughing so hard, they had to stop to catch their breath. As they were leaning against a monument, they heard a low tapping noise from behind a tall granite marker.

They slowly crept up to the marker and saw an old man with a hammer and chisel, tapping away at the letters.

"Good grief, man! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing out here so late?"

The old man turned to them and said, "Don't mind me. They just spelled my name wrong."