A history of the Internet

[R.S.L. Kiltwearer]

A history of the Internet

A revelation with an Incredibly Big Message (IBM):

Well, you might have thought that you knew how the Internet started,
but here's the TRUE story ......

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of
Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.

And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband: "Why dost thou travel so far
from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever
leaving thine tent?"

And Abraham did look at her - as though she were several saddle bags
short of a camel load, but simply said: "How, dear?"

And Dot replied: "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will
reply telling you who hath the best price.

And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's
Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with
the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success.
Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever
having to move from his tent.

To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were
saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It
was called Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a
language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP)

But this success did arouse envy. A man named Mac Abia did secrete
himself inside Abraham's drum and began to siphon off some of
Abraham's business. But he was soon discovered, arrested and
prosecuted - for insider trading.

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy
horsefly take to camel dung.

They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or
NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the
deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were
going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who
bought off every drum maker in the land.

And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with
Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say: "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken
over by others."

And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came
to be known. He said: "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied: "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO,"
said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot
Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic
Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to
locate things around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating
Everything (GOOGLE)

And that is how it all began.
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuly!!!

had this emailed to me today, i found it humorous and thought i would share it

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

Nice! I like!

[chrisupyonder]

Very clever! Love it.

Chris.

[Bill aka Mole]

Much better than Al Gore's version of the story.

[tripleblessed]

I like this a lot! Sent links to several folk, and I find it goes well read aloud in the style of the evangelical preachers I grew up around. The addition of a few "yea, verily"s and "I say unto you"s, and you'll have fun.

[English Bloke]

Brilliant. Apparently, the ancient Persian Emperor wanted to muscle in on the game and commissioned a new language to fool the Hebrews. They called it Language Initiated Nobly Under Xerxes (LINUX).

[R.S.L. Kiltwearer]

Brilliant. Apparently, the ancient Persian Emperor wanted to muscle in on the game and commissioned a new language to fool the Hebrews. They called it Language Initiated Nobly Under Xerxes (LINUX).

taking it up a notch, i like it

[ohiopiper]

I bow in reverence to English Bloke. Anyone who can work Xerxes into a joke is beyond my poor level of humor.

Bravo!

[Southern Breeze]

Good one. It's going in the save file.