How Do You Keep A Kilt Addict In Suspense?

**Southern Breeze** · 3rd July 12, 10:32 AM

Q. How do you keep a kilt addict in suspense?

A. I'll post the answer next week.

**Laird_M** · 3rd July 12, 01:13 PM

EVIL! PURE EVIL!

**Santa Wally** · 3rd July 12, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

Q. How do you keep a kilt addict in suspense?

A. I'll post the answer next week.

Yep, you've got me in suspense. I'll be jonesing for the answer.

**be da veva** · 11th July 12, 04:43 PM

It's been over a week.......

**Steve Ashton** · 11th July 12, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by be da veva

It's been over a week.......

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I've been checking this every day waiting for an answer. What gives, this is worse than a kilt jones.

**Brian Boru** · 11th July 12, 08:10 PM

**MacMillans son** · 12th July 12, 07:46 PM

Where's my rope....?

**Father Bill** · 13th July 12, 03:26 AM

Oh, oh . . . the townsfolks are getting their pitchforks and preparing tar for torches!

**kc8ufv** · 13th July 12, 09:16 AM

I thought he said we'd have the answer within a week...

**fcgeil** · 13th July 12, 11:49 AM

We did. The answer is in the very first post. It's a play on an old joke designed to insult the respondent:

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Respondent: How?
A: I'll tell you next week. (walk away, thus keeping the moron in suspense)

Guaranteed, the OP is watching this thread, laughing his derrière off at all the responses.