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10th January 11, 03:08 PM
#1
Important Data-Airport Security
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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10th January 11, 03:33 PM
#2
I'm not sure if this is weird or funny but I do like the natural blondes
The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin';
He kens na where the wind comes frae,
But he kens fine where its goin'.
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10th January 11, 04:01 PM
#3
was thinking the same thing...I think my ears perked up a bit...
Yes....ears...sickos. LOL
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10th January 11, 04:37 PM
#4
What no stats for regimental kilters? 
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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10th January 11, 07:19 PM
#5
 Originally Posted by McClef
What no stats for regimental kilters?
***!
I've found that most relationships work best when no one wears pants.
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11th January 11, 10:55 AM
#6
Originally Posted by McClef
What no stats for regimental kilters?
I was thinking the opposite direction, with the same idea. No stats for those calling their skirt a kilt. (IE It's a kilt. It'd be a skirt if I wore something under it) 
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11th January 11, 03:08 PM
#7
Originally Posted by McClef
What no stats for regimental kilters?
How do you think they found all those hernias?
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
Allen
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11th January 11, 03:32 PM
#8
Gee... I thought there would've been at least a few more blondes <grin>.
Mark Stephenson
Region 5 Commissioner (OH, MI, IN, IL, WI, MN, IA, KY), Clan MacTavish USA
Cincinnati, OH
[I]Be alert - the world needs more lerts[/I]
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11th January 11, 03:53 PM
#9
Originally Posted by Mark Stephenson
Gee... I thought there would've been at least a few more blondes <grin>.
There were..just not natural ones.
I wonder if they were free range?
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11th January 11, 02:54 PM
#10
Originally Posted by Tartan Tess
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Natural Blondes 3
What's under my kilt you ask? Proof of my hair color! Yes, I'm a natural redhead! 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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