Insert politician of choice...

[ohiopiper]

It's a funny story, no matterwho you put in it, so tell it to your friends with your choice of politician. I'll use "Senator Smith" to avoid ruffling feathers.

One sunny Saturday morning, Sen. Smith was jogging along the Potomac when he slipped and fell in. Seeing him fall in the river, two young boys dropped their bicycles and rushed to his aid. They pulled him from the river just before the current swept him away. After regaining his breath and composure, Sen. Smith praised the boys for their speed and willingness in aiding him from his predicament. He then offered that he would like to reward them for their efforts. "Is there something I can do for you boys?" he asked. "Well," the oldest said, "We'd really like to be buried in Arlington Cemetery." That's admirable, son," says the senator, "But aren't you a little young to be thinking about where you are to be buried?" "Ordinarily, yes." the kid answered. "But when our Dad finds out we pulled you OUT of a river..."

[Mipi]

Good one. That one is very universal, or shell I say global!

Thanks!

[macshorty]

Well played sir. Well played indeed.