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  1. 2nd September 10, 09:45 AM #1
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    Knock Knock joke

    You have to say this one out loud to really get it.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    I eat mop.

    I eat mop who?
  2. 2nd September 10, 09:54 AM #2
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    It helps to say it not only out loud, but loudly
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    Odd. I heard this on the Frank DeCaro show on Friday.....
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    It's gotta be a southern accent where the sentance gets mixed into one long slow word. Us northerners won't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by starbkjrus View Post
    Odd. I heard this on the Frank DeCaro show on Friday.....
    First heard it on Nickelodeon (I think) watching TV with the kids. Took me and my wife a minute to figure it out.
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    *GROAN* the kids on my bus are gonna LOVE that one!
    Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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    Some times one facepalm isn't enough....
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    int:

    I do Hope that's not a sample of your Day Job!!!

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