Three women are playing golf at the country club. As they approach the ninth green a man runs across the green wearing nothing but a paper bag over his head. The first woman stated emphatically; "That was not my husband!" Equally defensive, the second woman says; "Well that certainly was not my husband!" As though stating for the record, the third woman said; "Why, he's not even a member of this club!"
Originally Posted by tpa
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