M8 car chase
a coatbridge fellow is driving home from his work in Glasgow and takes the m8 road to coatbridge
while driving by the Clydesdale horse sculpture just near easterhouse he looks in the rear view mirror and spots the blue lights and then the siren of a police car
in panic he steps on the accelerator and starts driving faster and faster the police do a good job to keep up with him as he starts to belt down the motorway
before he knows it the coatbridge driver has passed the graveyard and in seconds the shawhead flyover(his cutoff ) heading towards the euro central he starts to get even more panicky and his driving more erratic
within a moment his speed is such he flys by the big heads just down from the eurocentral but his car starts to splutter he notices his fuel is running out the police still on his tail he does the right thing and stops at the nearest lay bay
when the police caught up with him and stopped the officer ran over and started demanding to know his explanation for this dangerousness carless driving the driver is like a rabbit in headlights his face red and sweat all over
than says "i have a good excuse officer honest!!!!" the policeman says he`s heard em all but is willing to listen
the coatbridge mans reply was " the wife ran away with a traffic policeman last week i thought it was him trying to bring her back to me "
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