Not Quite Michaelangelo

[Lachlan09]

Two local workers were inside painting the lofty domed ceiling of St Mary’s RC Cathedral, Edinburgh, Scotland. With all the airborne dust around, one of the painters let out an almighty sneeze and whoosh ! his dentures shot right out of his mouth and disappeared somewhere into the church, way down below. The painter lowered his suspended gantry all the way down into the church and when he reached the floor, he got out and started looking among the pews.

Just then, a priest appeared and said to him “Are you searching for something my son ?”
The painter pointed to his own gummy mouth and replied “Aye father, Ah’ve loatht ma falth teeth !” The priest asked “Are these your false teeth, by any chance ?” The worker said “Yeth father, thankth, noo Ah can eat ma thandwich !”. The priest said “Before you use them, make sure you give them a really good wash, because I found them in the urinal”. The worker said “Aye father, thankth”, gives them a quick wipe on his shirt and pops them into his mouth !

Back up in the dome, his colleague says “I see ye found yer false teeth, where were they ?” The worker says “Well, a priest says he found them in the urinal.” His colleague asks “Urinal ? What’s that ?” The worker shrugs his shoulders and replies “Ah dinnae ken, Ah’m no’ a Catholic !”

[RobertStewart]

rofl!