One verse from a song

[CameronCat]

Long story short...I was pursuing and viewing many of the YouTube entries for The Corries, a popular Scots folk group from the 70s-80s-90s. I came across their humourous version of Scotland the Brave which contained this verse.

Land o' the Kilt and Sporran -
Underneath, there's nothin' worn!
How I wish the wind was warm! Scotland the Brave.
I must admit it's pretty gruesome,
Walking about wi' your frozen twosome!
It's all we've got - we musn't lose 'em - Scotland the Brave.

Fair warning: While all humor is based in (some) truth, the song (several other verses) was written and performed in a different era. Searching out the lyrics today, some may find them offensive, perhaps even racist.
If your nose is easily bent, don't go there. But it's still funny.