A personality test

[CDNSushi]

This personality quiz is really short -- and produces eerily accurate results. Here goes...

From the following list of fruit, choose ONE. Scroll to the bottom for an accurate analysis of your choice.

a) apple
b) banana
c) strawberry
d) peach
e) orange

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Alright...

If you chose a) apple, it means that you are a person who likes apples.

If you chose b) banana, it means that you are a person who likes bananas.

If you chose c) strawberry, it means that you are a person who likes strawberries.

If you chose d) peach, it means that you are a person who likes peaches.

If you chose e) orange, it means that you are a person who likes oranges.



I hope that you've learned something new about yourself with this quiz. May it bring you peace, happiness, love, understanding, etc... etc... etc...

I'll bet that right about now, you'd like to come and kick my a**.

Well, that's not going to happen.

You won't be able to find me... As I'm still trying to chase down the $%'&('@ who forwarded this quiz to ME! :-)

[Bugbear]

I do so poorly on these multiple choice tests. I chose grapefruit.

[Downunder Kilt]

Yes Bugbear, if you chose grapefruit, then you know what that says about you



Your a person that likes grapefruit

[Mipi]

I do so poorly on these multiple choice tests. I chose grapefruit.

Which means you're suffering from dyslexia?

[piperdbh]

I sometimes feel cixelsyd.

[Bugbear]

Fine then. If you had to spend the rest of your life being compared to a fruit or vegetable, what would it be?


For example, piperdbh, you are a casaba melon of a person.

[piperdbh]

Fine then. If you had to spend the rest of your life being compared to a fruit or vegetable, what would it be?


For example, piperdbh, you are a casaba melon of a person.

My Civics teacher in junior high was teaching us the difference between slander and libel. He told us that if he were to say about another teacher at the school, "Mr. _____ has a nose like a casaba melon," that would be slander, but if he wrote it that would be libel. None of us could look at Mr. _____ without giggling for weeks after that, and now every time I hear about a casaba melon I hearken back to 9th grade.

Ted, are you saying I'm gnarled and wrinkled on the outside and seedy on the inside?

I bought a lemondrop melon last weekend at Sam's that was really good. It's like a honeydew, but with a lemon flavor.

Enough threadjacking. Get back to your tests now.

[The Monk]

Which means you're suffering from dyslexia?

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?


He'd lie awake nights wondering is there really was a dog.

[Bugbear]

My Civics teacher in junior high was teaching us the difference between slander and libel. He told us that if he were to say about another teacher at the school, "Mr. _____ has a nose like a casaba melon," that would be slander, but if he wrote it that would be libel. None of us could look at Mr. _____ without giggling for weeks after that, and now every time I hear about a casaba melon I hearken back to 9th grade.

Ted, are you saying I'm gnarled and wrinkled on the outside and seedy on the inside?

I bought a lemondrop melon last weekend at Sam's that was really good. It's like a honeydew, but with a lemon flavor.

Enough threadjacking. Get back to your tests now.

Yes, I've had lemon drops before.
I guess you could throw in tubers and roots, too.
"You da yam."

"No, you da yam."

[Bill aka Mole]

I read and re-read that test five times. I know that it's not there but I keep getting pineapple. I'm confused.